Monday, June 29, 2009

ITS A SLOW DAY IN TOWN

It is a slow day in the East Texas town of Emory.It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.On this particular day a rich tourist from the East is driving through town.He enters the only hotel in the sleepy town and lays a hundred dollar bill onthe desk stating he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one tospend the night.As soon as the man walks up the stairs, the hotel proprietor takes the hundreddollar bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to pay his debt to the pigfarmer.The pig farmer then takes the $100 and heads off to pay his debt to thesupplier of feed and fuel.The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to thelocal prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has lately had tooffer her "services" on credit.The hooker runs to the hotel and pays off her debt with the $100 to the hotelproprietor, paying for the rooms that she had rented when she brought clientsto that establishment.The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 bill back on the counter so the richtraveler will not suspect anything.At that moment the traveler from the East walks back down the stairs, afterinspecting the rooms.He picks up the $100 bill and states that the rooms are not satisfactory...... Pockets the money and walks out the door and leaves town.No one earned anything. However the whole town is now out of debt, and looksto the future with a lot of optimism.That, folks, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.If that doesn't scare the hell out of you, then I don't know what will.
thnx joe hehhehe

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