Saturday, May 21, 2011

END O DAYS

I'll keep our post brief today since I am in preparation for the rapture at 6PM. I need to do some checking to see if its a serial time zone departure today or there is a specific time zone that will designate the end of the world. Apparently there is supposed to be major earthquakes initiating this event. Well I guess one of my neighbors didn't buy into this theory since he torched his 8000sq ft house last night that he was building and had run out of money on. Did I say he torched. I meant to say it mysteriously burned to the ground at 1am. The world will most likely NOT end today but we are certainly seeing the frayed edges of a society based on quicksand economics starting to come unraveled along more than just its edges.

Many mom n pop business are closing or just hanging on now clinging to the belief that this is somehow going to get better. Now before you challenge this statement with a "do you have to be Soooo gloomy" I just want to say look around your own circumstances and environments. Do you see anything that looks like we've changed our ways? Oil is over $100/bl and we are still seeing families making 40K a year driving gas guzzling SUVs and bitching about the price of gas. Are you KIDDING ME?? We have troops on the ground in multiple Middle Eastern Countries dying for this gas just to keep its price at that level. You are spending TRILLIONS to keep them planted in that sand. Heaven forbid that we brought them and the "private contractors" home to this godforsaken economic moonscape. Then we would have battle hardened, explosives experts by the tens of thousands in country here with a major ax to gring and NO JOBS. Oh wait....they can work for the government hunting down the citizens and disgruntled vets trying to protest the state of the state. I love it. I glossed over the fact that we are presumably "over there" to prevent "them" form being over here. Are you really that stupid. I recently talked to a friend of mine from Texas about this. In fact he brought it up to me and asked me about it. He is an independent minded ex-Republican and his words to me were "Do they think we are that f__kn stupid? We are killin those sons o bitches by the tens of thousands over there. Men women and children. They are going to be trying to pay us back for this slaughter for decades." How can you argue that logic? Unless you are brain dead....which the majority of Americans are....its obvious. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Imagine going to town today to buy groceries and there were Iraqi tanks at each of your major intersections. Imagine watching your wife getting searched by a Iraqi soldier before she goes into your local Baptist church. Imagine seeing your teenage daughter and her three girlfriends shot to death when they drove up townand mistakenly ran a red light checkpoint because they couldn't understand the command to stop and were machine gunned by armor piecing rounds that left their bodies shredded.

Oh well enough of that. Lets get to what is on billboards here and all over OUR news today. The ranting of a senile old evangelical preacher whose claim to fame was he predicted the end of the world in 98 and was wrong. Now he's at it again because this time he is sure. The mainstream media is all over this. It takes the attention of the peeps away from reality and when his bullshit prophecy fails they will all nod knowingly that they knew it was bullshit and feel reassured that the PTB still have control of their wretched existence.

So once again we can all relax and watch the daily kabuki theater as the puppet stings maintain the minuet dance of obfuscation. The neocons holding their spell over their unholy alliance with the evangelicals and the anti-abortion crowd and the homophobic anti-gay crowd. All dancing around the campfire of the oligarchs that are sitting back laughing their asses off at how easy this game is. No its not the end of the world. That happened a long long time ago.



Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your ongressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

20 comments:

  1. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/05/20/spanish-protesters-cheer-for-world-revolution-as-ban-on-demonstration-takes-effect/

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  2. marty armstrong....may 10..

    http://www.martinarmstrong.org/files/So%20You%20Thought%20the%20Sovereign%20Debt%20Crisis%20was%20Over%2005-10-2011.pdf

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  3. does this sound familiar.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/harry-dent-major-crash-coming-stocks-commodities-already-20110331-080715-415.html

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  4. "Imagine going to town today to buy groceries and there were Iraqi tanks at each of your major intersections. Imagine watching your wife getting searched by a Iraqi soldier before she goes into your local Baptist church."

    you know , i really never put myself in the arabs shoes in relation to our military presence in places like that. if i look at it objectively, you really cant blame other countries people for having anomosity towards the usa. in reality, the usa has invaded half the world, and we have no real plans to leave.

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  5. Well, Rapture didn't occur at 6pm here in the Eastern Time Zone. Everything is just fine.

    Too bad this this Evangelical didn't discuss the "end of the debt cycle world" on TV and how it will affect people. Perhaps more people would have "woken up". Of course, if he really was going to discuss that message, he wouldn't have been allowed on TV at all.

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  6. Doc - you sure about that rapture thing? A volcano in Iceland just popped its top with accompanying earthquakes. Maybe it just takes time to get to the rapture stage of the cycle. Hehehehehe

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  7. As joe likes to say there is only one thing in life we are ALL guaranteed....until then ya gotta live

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  8. http://www.zerohedge.com/article/first-spain-now-egypt

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  9. "does this sound familiar."

    http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/harry-dent-major-crash-coming-stocks-commodities-already-20110331-080715-415.html

    Kli, very interesting video. it is suggesting PM's will top before the mkt tops and the supposed bubble pops. i am torn on that premise. this thought process eliminates the fear trade on gold. my thought is, if the mkt tanks, isnt there a possibility that gold will run on the fear, and wont tank until the mkt is already on a deep decline? whats your take on that?

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  10. Gold will take an initial hit and my GUESS is will correct to the upper long term trend line which it has broken and NOW is serving as support....this is around 1240...I'd have to check...anyway it will then begin its journey from there to the next phase which is dramatically higher..... so yes there should be no LONG term fear in gold.

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  11. Kli,

    thanks, it will be interesting to see where the mkt is in a year. my major concern, if and when the mkt does have a decent correction, i would guess it will be extemely difficult to determine if its just a correction, or a situation where the mkt is about to break down to the point of no return.

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  12. Max interviews Paul Craig Roberts

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEPob3kQ-6g&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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  13. Let's turn on the bond vigilante blender and start the party.........vroooom vroooooom....

    http://www.zerohedge.com/article/spains-socialists-lose-local-elections-piigs-bond-vigilantes-stir?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29

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  14. Attention, Attention, heheeeeeee:

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your ongressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely,
    The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

    PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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  15. Very clever Joe,...very clever.

    I just watched the new Presidential candidate, Herman Cain on TV (Fox News). I thought he was very poised/confident. He spoke well.

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  16. SHIT (Special High Intensity Training)

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  17. Herman Cain, former Chairman and Member of the Board of Directors the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City..... hmmmm O'yeah he's got my vote!

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  18. devastating tornado hit joplin mo tonight....unblvble

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  19. Yes, Kli just saw that...not sure whether that is near you...praying not and for the folks in joplin...it looks bad.

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  20. One of my partners lives there.....and worked in the St John's ER.....I may be headed there at daybreak......it looks destroyed....there were 150K people in that town......St Johns is destroyed....Freeman is still standing.....these were big hospitals too

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