We've figured it out. We've been under-employed too long. We've had low wages too long. We've been without jobs too long. We've had lousy medical care for too long. We've had corrupt crony politicians for too long. We've had our CONstitutional freedoms destroyed for too long. We've had NO justice for too long. We're going to vote for Bernie or Donald in spite of what your media tells us to do. We're finished falling for the same old bait and switch!!!
We are Amerikans and we are exceptional! We may have swallowed your box cutting jihad call to war on the "911" disaster. We might have swallowed your drumbeat to war with Iraq with "yellow cake" and "chemical weapons" and "regime change". We might have swallowed your need to attack Kadaffi and destroy another country because he was "bad". We might have swallowed your story on Assad (whatever that story is). But we're gonna tell you right here and right now, we are finished swallowing your stories to war.
We're NOT gonna send our BOYS or our MEN or our TROOPS or our "BOOTS ON THE GROUND" (well I guess maybe we could send boots...they really aren't humans).....WAIT!!! NO....we are NOT falling for your slippery newspeak....boots ARE men. So back to our proclamation of FREEEEEEEDOM.... WE are putting our foot down (and our slurpy) and stating categorically that our country is changing from the ground up (if we can get up). We will never EVER fall for your slick Madison Avenue Mainstreet Media manipulation ever again!!
Hilda....do you have my EBT card.....I'm gettin' hungry.......