Sunday, October 29, 2017


Ain't it great! Well here we are. The Great Financial Crisis is over and the DOW is over a Million or so. Amazon is now trading a multiple of a Trillion. Apple phones are so great they are developing supply problems for their new I Phone X soon to roll out. So many people are lining up for them that their supplier has melted down and that's why they anticipating lower sales numbers already.  You can't make this stuff up. Its just the hottest markets ever. So why in the hell are you here reading this doom porn and not out there living it up in the greatest boom ever.

Under Armour Collapses, Down 75% From Highs After Cutting Outlook (Again)...its all good

Even Janet Yellen is up to 1% now on here short term lending rates and threatening a whole 25 bips in December just to slow down this freight train. Germany is still zero like most of the developed world but heck fire they're so strong they just haven't had time to raise their rates up to our lofty levels. Drahgi is so enthusiastic that he just can't wait to stop buying his debt each month and may even stop his money printing in their amazing recovery. 

Honestly think about it. If you're a company that can borrow at zero interest, then how in the hell can you NOT grow your balance sheet. You can buy the shittiest assets out their and show positive growth year over year...."we don't need no shitty margin"....

This is the greatest game ever! If you're in the club, you win every time. Heads you win and tails the other guy loses as long as the ponzi pumpers can print the paper.....and they will.

Default Time: Venezuela Announces It Will Restructure All Debt After Tomorrow's Final Payment

Bitcoin Surges To New Record High As CME Launches Bitcoin Futures In Q4...LOL that should end well

Manafort Indicted On 12 Counts In Mueller Probe....Now We Will Find Out if the Donald Can Fight or is He Just Hot Air and Hair

So go ahead....what could possibly go wrong? Stay in the water. Its different this time. No business cycle. So no bust with the boom this time. There shouldn't be any accident this time, since the Central Banks have it all CONtrolled. They water's fine so just enjoy it. Don't buy gold. Even some of the gold bugs are now advocating the safety of crypto coins.......OMG I've gotta stop I just had an accident while I was laughing.

Tony Podesta Resigns As Head Of Podesta Group Amid Mueller Probe Of His Bum

So here we are. 2017 and all is well. Its Christmas again after another fantastic year. You bought that nasty gold and you aren't rich yet. Guess ya fucked up. So maybe you need to get sum crypto and FANG stocks. Yup ....that's the ticket......LOL .....What can possibly go wrong?

Sunday, October 22, 2017


So what's so bad? So why are so many people complaining? We've got it made don't we? We've got a 4.7% unemployment rate or something near that don't we?  We've got people in Silicon Valley and Boston and New York and Seattle ...all living large. So what's so bad? Why would you ungrateful peasants vote for anti-establishment candidates like Donald Trump? We not only gave you jobs after the "Great Recession" but we gave you two and three jobs to work at. We stuffed so much green paper into the system that you have health care for all and get to work three part time jobs to pay for it. So what's so bad?

Bill Ackman calls Chipotle stock 'extremely cheap' and says people in his office like the queso

  • Chipotle's largest shareholder, Bill Ackman, fought back at claims that the fast-casual restaurant chain's new queso wasn't good and that its sales would disappoint.
  • "I'm beginning to believe that Twitter is filled with a bunch of Chipotle short-sellers," the Pershing Square CEO told CNBC.
  • "People like it in the office. It [is not] filled with the chemicals that the normal queso [is]," he said.

Trump To Recall Up To 1,000 Retired Air Force Pilots In Revised 9/11 Executive Order

We gave you your guy. Just because he picked Elmer Fudd for attorney general isn't our fault. At least he's made weed his number one priority. That's good isn't it? Maybe after he stomps out weed, he can look at the pedophile CONtrol grid in this nation. He certainly can look at the opiate crisis in this nation after he crushed the evil weed. You know that opiate crisis that is in the states that have tough weed laws and no jobs. You know...the flyover states working three jobs that elected Trump. Thanks Elmer. Go back and ask Rosenstein what your next step should be. Bet he doesn't tell you to go after Hillary and Uranium One. 

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says the NFL is being damaged by protests......LOL no Jerry NFL is being damaged by your greed and the economy 

Maybe you think we're strangling you with taxes and regulations. Nonsense. We're gonna give you the biggest tax cut in history. In fact, we're in the process of writing it now. But just a little warning. Its got a lotta lil items in it that are so smelly we decided to hold off until latter in the year to slip it through just before the holiday's dead news period so there is minimal public debate. We'll let you know later what goodies are in it.

So what's so bad? You're getting fat on our GMO. You've got vaccines for everything now and we even make you take them. You're at record levels of autism and diabetes now. Your kids get to join the military so they can get a college education. Life is good so what's so bad? 

Ackman Just Lost Another $120 Million on His Stake in Chipotle...whoops

"It's A Huge Story": China Launching "Petroyuan" In Two Months

Oh I know. You think that all of this secession and nationalism is telling us that the Grand Supercycle is ending and that it pretells a storm on the horizon. Just because we've leveraged the world into a massive collapse of debt doesn't mean we're going to have a war. Don't read your history then. The rise of Nationalism precedes war. Doesn't mean Nationalism CAUSES war or is "bad", but it rises before war. gl

Sunday, October 15, 2017


What happens when you try to change Nature's law? For instance, you build homes in a high, arid climate which has always burned of by the tens of thousands of acres throughout history, and you have a recipe for disaster. Yet hundreds of thousands of people have built homes right in the center of giant tender boxes that just need the conditions to materialize and in an instant all of their belongings are turned into flames. I guess they believed man has the ability to control Nature and make these natural phenomena no longer applicable. 

"There Were No Calls, That’s Absolutely Crazy": How The Stock Market Died

You and I are in just such a developing disaster. We are the tinder for an epic, raging, fire that is going to show up in our own houses. Its going to "come out of nowhere" and all the usual suspects are going to say "no one could have seen it coming". Yet we do have warnings. We have warnings now from "experts".... like Dalio, Druckenmiller...etc....Just like the warnings that came from experts for years that our high density coastal cities like Houston and New Orleans are highly vulnerable to the devastation of Hurricanes, yet we did nothing and then after the disasters, spend Billions to rebuild right on the devastation wrought by Nature's law. 

 Gold Is In A Dangerous Spot ....oh no.....

Yellen Doubles Down: "Valuations Are At High Levels Historically"....LOL

Well maybe you're right this time and they are wrong. Maybe we just have another hard "correction". Maybe the biggest financial counterfeiting paper pushing ponzi in history just ends with a whimper. Maybe Nature decides its going to go gentle on these excesses of greed and corruption. Maybe the tens of millions of displaced middle class workers just don't care they're destroyed. Maybe the coming pension ponzi collapse never arrives and government workers just keep cashing those monthly 7K checks. Maybe sky-rocketing medical costs just get higher and higher. Maybe college costs can exceed 100K/year and all is good. No reset by Nature will come. Everything that happened in 2008 was completely mitigated by the Fed and all is well......I think I like it.

Saturday, October 7, 2017


Your pilot has asked you to please fasten your seatbelt.  This is only for your protection. This is not for any abrupt nosedives or mid air collisions or crash landings. Its only for your protection from bumble bee and mosquito attacks. We don't expect any problems but we are going to put on our emergency parachutes and exit the plane through the front cabin exits. Please enjoy the remainder of your flight and once again we thank you for flying on Fed to the Moon Airline. It is a once in a lifetime experience, so we hoped you enjoyed it.

Bitcoin Tops $5800 - Up Over 20% Today Amid China Rumors

Iran Vows "Decisive, Crushing" Response If Trump Designates Its Elite Guards As Terrorists

So here we are 7 years later after beginning this flight to the moon. There has been no "end of the earth" event. Nature has not entered into the equation. The K winter never happened. Apple continues to make great innovations.....well at least a watch.....and rolls along to the promise land for its believers. Amazon is selling shit to your front door for free. Gold is only up 500% from its lows in 2002. Wal Mart can't decide if there anymore Mom n Pop bizznezzes worth wiping out. Bartenders and waitresses have had a banner decade. In fact, individually they've never had so many "great" jobs to make their rent and food.

SECOND MAJOR ALERT: Another “Well-Known” Swiss Bank Has Just Refused To Let A Client See The Gold The Bank Is Supposedly Storing For Them

"You're On Your Own!!"

The dollar continues to drive the war machine to even greater heights. We've managed to become loved around the world after killing millions in the Middle East. As a result of this global love a mass killings is going to become an Olympic sport. Joining the Army and fighting for globalism is the only route to employment and/or college for many Amerikan youth. Globalism, in spite of Brexit, Grexit, Frexit, and many other threats remains in CONtrol.

Wealth extraction from the global masses remains intact. Financialization has now become a term representing salvation from the "great financial crisis". You know the "great financial crisis" that Bernanke saved us all from. was the massive debt cycle that was mathematically impossible to fix that was fixed by doubling the debt. Of course that was just a little bit of a lie. Numero uno, it was more like a tripling of the debt with a variety of off book scams.  And numero can't fix a debt disaster with even MORE DEBT. 

"Lord help our fucking scam . . . this has to be the stupidest place I have worked at," writes one Standard & Poor's executive. "As you know, I had difficulties explaining 'HOW' we got to those numbers since there is no science behind it," confesses a high-ranking S&P analyst. "If we are just going to make it up in order to rate deals, then quants [quantitative analysts] are of precious little value," complains another senior S&P man. "Let's hope we are all wealthy and retired by the time this house of card[s] falters," ruminates one more. 2008 e mail

Guess what you can do? You can use the printing press to keep interest rates at zero and SCREW the peeps that obey the rules by extracting their savings and forcing them into risk assets. Sounds good if you went into the risk assets right?  LOL .....just stay in those assets. They will eventually pull every loose piece of meat off your bones in what will seem like a blink of an eye. They'll hammer your "safe" risk assets to hell with you sitting at the wheel wondering what just burned your ass to the ground. LOL and guess what? You were even warned by them. Over and over this year they've told you.  Have fun. Its all for your own good. Please ignore our President telling us its "The calm before the storm". As Skippy has said ...."its all good".

Sunday, October 1, 2017


My first introduction into the darker side of the track was after my friends took me to a pool hall across town called Cliff's.  I was 16 and a complete rube of course. Raised in a small midwestern conservative town and always obeying my parents, going to Cliff's with my buddies was crossing the Rubicon. I still remember the gambling and games  in that dirty, dingy pool hall. It was the game. Ya gotta have the game. 

Gold Investment In Germany Surges – Now World’s Largest Gold Buyers

Paul Craig Roberts Warns Americans: "Oligarchic Rule Prevails Regardless Of Electoral Outcomes"

So where is this leading to?  What happened to the greatest game? You know! The Grande Casino of Wall Street game. The fix is in right? Its all ruined. No one in there right mind gambles in a fixed game. You're screwed if you play. So don't play. They're gonna win every time. Heads they win. Tails you lose. The Buttfox's know its rigged. They bet on the house, because they know they can't lose and they're just a little smarter than the rest of us. They know the dice are loaded. 

LOL.... its not different this time. Its the same old game. They're gonna let you keep knockin' those balls in the hole. They're gonna let you think you got dat game all figured out and better yet that you have THEM all figured out. They are gonna get you all set for that final run of luck. You know....that final kill shot and then they're gonna run that table right in front of you. Then when you double that bet, knowing it couldn't happen twice, they'll rip your heart out and send you home to mommy crying and penniless. 

"There Are No Bears Left... None... Not A Soul"

You see, the good hustlers never let you know you're getting hustled until its too late. THAT is the game. They've been hustling the gold and silver game. Just make sure you stay patient. I gotta feeling they're gonna hustle this game on the long side for quite awhile now.